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Got Malort? Commander Smiths Signature T-Shirts

Got Malort? Commander Smiths Signature T-Shirts

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Got Malort? I'd Rather Get a Vasectomy: T-Shirt

Embrace the inside joke that's become a rite of passage for Commander Smiths Podcast hosts Adam and Lowery with our exclusive "Got Malort? I'd Rather Get a Vasectomy" T-shirt! This shirt pays homage to the infamous Malort shots taken by the hosts during their podcast episodes.

The front boldly declares, "Got Malort?" while the back humorously adds, "I'd Rather Get a Vasectomy," encapsulating the unforgettable banter and camaraderie of the Commander Smiths. For fans of the podcast who appreciate the hilarious and cringe-worthy moments, this T-shirt is a perfect addition to your collection.

Designed for comfort and showcasing the unique sense of humor that defines Commander Smiths Podcast, this shirt is not just an article of clothing but a badge of honor. Wear it proudly, share a laugh with fellow fans, and celebrate the unforgettable experiences that make Commander Smiths Podcast a one-of-a-kind journey.

Join in on the laughter, camaraderie, and shared experiences by grabbing your exclusive "Got Malort? I'd Rather Get a Vasectomy" T-shirt today. It's not just a shirt; it's a tribute to the unique spirit and inside jokes that make the Commander Smiths community so special.

Grab your exclusive t-shirt now and wear the laughter, camaraderie, and gaming passion of Commander Smiths with pride!

  • Three yarns form the perfect blending of softness and an easygoing look.

    • 4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
    • Tear-away tag
    • Deep Royal
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